Sonic Spaces: Brussels Airlines

Dance Dance Dance

So there I was landing in rainy Brussels at 0930 when I was confronted with the soft sonic branding of Brussels Airlines.

None of this Lakme nonsense of British Airways for them or the equally peaceful music found on Emirates…oh no.

It’s disco time on the morning flight…Brussels Airlines wants to to shake yah bo…dee in Belgium…

For some strange reason it put a smile on my face, so thumbs up from me…though am not sure what the Conservative MP who was also on the flight (Yes he was wearing a blue pin-stripe suit) thought of it…now that the party is pretending to be down with the masses, I should have expected him to be throwing down his rhymes as we headed for the exit…

Anyway, listen to my rubbish recording here…

brussels-airlines

Posted by paul bay on September 25, 2008 in Sonic Brand:, sonic spaceswith No Comments →

Sonic Spaces :Gatwick Airport North Terminal

Travelling to Brussels by plane really makes you appreciate the joy of travelling by train.

I had an early flight out on Tuesday from London Gatwick and hated every minute of the journey. However, there was one redeeming factor. As I headed to Gate 109 in Gatwick North, holding on to the rail as the travelator(!) carried me onwards, I was all of a sudden embraced by the sound of birdsong. People were looking up to see where the Robin or Blackbird was hiding. Fantastic! There is no better sound in the world than birdsong in my books.

So as these 10 seconds of joy hit me, I was then shaken into the real world…the birdsong was part of a ‘piece of music’ that I can only describe as despairing. It is the composition that they play after a massage to ‘calm your senses’; it is the music that you find in Health Food Shops next to “Now That’s What I Call Whalesong’ CD and the ‘Wellness for Dummies’ book.

As you know I like to share my pain, so here it is for you all…
gatwick-north-sep-08-0711

Posted by paul bay on September 24, 2008 in Sonic Brand:, sonic spaceswith No Comments →

Matter of fact?

Going to a pre-launch party of a new London club should be by definition a must thing to do. A club created by the people behind Fabric…even more so. But after going to MATTER last night, the new club based at the O2 Arena in Greenwich, I am ready to change my mind.

I come from a city where people really don’t dress up for these kind of events, but living in London I found myself having to pull on a fancy dress and dig out my highest of high heels. Big mistake.

When you go to MATTER you not only have to take a 40 min tube journey, a bus, a taxi and a lift, but you also have to walk about another 40 to 50 min to get inside the club. Once inside..to go from one room to another, you walk again… It is like going to a shopping mall, and the thing is, it looks like one - And that is what Matter is. A big club mall.

Does that really matter? Of course it does, girls will stop wearing heels, or they will never go back to Matter.

If it wasn’t for:
Jamie Liddell’s concert and James Lidell himself; Tim Exile’s spectacular performance playing a strange music instrument and his backstage rider of kit kats and spicy chips and tasty sandwiches; the open bar (with no queues); and me inviting Bushwacka (from Layo and Bushwacka!) to come to Lisbon and play on my 30th birthday…
…it would have been a disaster.

To go backstage we had to walk again 40 minutes, (not joking) and every Dj had a map on the table to guide them back to the club.

The best bit was probably travelling on the Clipper boats on the Thames back home…but then again.. guess how long we had to wait for the fist boat to arrive?

40 minutes.

Citizensounds says…

Matter has so much of what makes a great clubbing experience, but on the night it simply didn’t deliver. The bouncers are very nice, it has a big outside smoking area, a powerful sound system, an incredible list of Djs ready to play there, good looking people with funky hair cuts, so definitely a place to go back to…if it wasn’t for the walk. If only in the cloakroom girls could change their heels for a pair of roller blades..that would be amazing.”

Here is Tim Exile playing with some of his weird instruments…

Posted by mariana duarte silva on September 20, 2008 in Music Business:, Music Events:with No Comments →

Unsigned resigned…

Last week while on the London Tube I picked up a copy of free morning newspaper The Metro to find out that it is the latest brand to launch its own unsigned band competition, called On-line & On-Tour 2008, under the strap-line – create, listen, be discovered. Yet another offering that gives us, the humble music fan, a chance to choose the next big thing! Oh, spare me please.

I’ve almost lost count of number of branded unsigned music initiatives in the music space over the last few years. With the majority of brands offering variation on one of two basic themes - MySpace and the ‘Battle Of The Bands’ contest. Or if we are really lucky, a bit of both!

While most brands have learned that they can gain real competitive advantage and standout by ziging when their competitors zag, it seems that when it comes to music that an awful lot of brands are happy to play follow the leader.

an unsigned artist shows his enthusiasm for another battle of the bands competition

So why am I so cynical? The record industry’s success rates is at best roughly 1 in 10 artists managing to recoup the investment put into them. But how many of us could name a artist that has had any level of success from one of these sort of initiatives? Um, I’m struggling too.

However, what I’m not suggesting is that brands stop playing in the unsigned space. If anything this sort of grass routes community-based marketing activity should be encouraged. But maybe part of the problem is that too many brands and their agencies seem to be using MySpace as the yardstick. Although in reality it is may not offer unsigned bands much more than the often much-maligned Battle Of The Bands contest.

I spotted a really insightful response on how effective MySpace is for unsigned artists on a post to an article about the new MySpace music store, by dotcom industry commentator, Om Malik.

Ampbuzz said “People are getting tired of logging in and out of services (such as MySpace) setting up friends, inviting people to join them and what not, so as a band (I have 2 band pages on MySpace) what I find is that the “friends” that you amass are usually just other bands.”

So as I’ve always suspected the majority of people who check out unsigned bands, be it online or at unsigned competitions, are more often than not, other unsigned artists. And not the people they really want to attract, music fans.

citizensound says:

Brands are in many ways are very similar to record companies in that they can offer artists the three things the most need - investment, marketing and distribution,  but on a scale that record companies could only dream of. Now is the time for brave brands to enter into the unsigned space and really make a difference.

Posted by nick watt on September 17, 2008 in Brands in Music:, Unsigned Artists:with 1 Comment →

Guitar hero goes britpop?

Noel\'s new replacement in Oasis?In my time at the NME we cover-mounted loads of different freebies, including some now very collectable 7” singles, and a pack of playing cards featuring images of some of the readers favourite artists. I even managed to get David Bowie to sign his card one year at the Glastonbury Festival (a story for another day, dear readers)!

But one thing we never got around to was giving away sheet music. However, the Arts Council Of England have decided to use some of the taxpayers’ money to give away free sheet music with this week’s copy of the magazine (Sept 17). Now if we haven’t got enough budding musicians and artists in the UK already, thanks to the likes of X Factor, the Arts Council has decided to encourage the Guitar Hero generation to pick up a real instrument and learn how to play it. Oh lordy.

And just to make sure it’s nothing too complicated for the land’s budding guitarists they have teamed up with Oasis to give away the sheet music to three tracks from the Gallagher’s new album ‘Dig Out Your Soul’. And not content with keeping those budding musicians in their bedroom’s till they have mastered their licks, the readers are being encouraged to film themselves playing one of the songs and to upload it onto Oasis’ website. I can’t wait to watch the results, although I’m not sure if I’ll be tempted to get my guitar out of the loft!

I wonder if any of these hopefuls will be used in the band’s latest marketing campaign for their new album, as this week the band’s record company employed 50 buskers to play tracks from the new record around the parks and public spaces of Manhattan, including Grand Central Station and Times Square. And with Noel bedridden after being assaulted by a so called fan at the V festival in Toronto the other week it looks like he could be looking to recruit a stand in for himself to play the rest of the dates on their current US tour. He’ll certainly have a ready supply of standbys on tap!

Posted by nick watt on September 16, 2008 in Brands in Music:, Music Business:with 1 Comment →

The Feelings Mutual

The Fellings MutualTennents have been a big supporter of live music for some time. Their T In The Park festival has been around since 1994, and has been a massive success for bands, fans and the brand alike. But with so many big branded festivals around (V, O2 Wireless, Carling…) how do you stand out in a crowded marketplace?

How about you giving the power over to the fans and the music community and enable them to create their own gigs.

Tennents is putting it’s money where its mouth is by investing £150,000 into the Tennents Mutual, with Scottish music fans having the say in how that money is spent. Members get to select the artists and venues and get to set the ticket prices by interacting as a community and voting for their preferences online. To become a full member and gain full voting rights all you have to do is to buy a ticket to one of the gigs.

The programme, which kicks off in Edinburgh on the 21st of September, aims to transform Scotland’s live music landscape “by switching influence from the hands of the industry, into the heart of the music community”. Anyone who lives outside of the likes of Edinburgh or Glasgow will know that how hard it is to see your favourite band in you home town, so it’s nice to see that the first round of gigs will see the likes of Teenage Fanclub, Glasvegas, King Creosote and Hot Chip take the stage in Fort William, Ayr, Inverness and Dumfries. Not your average tour stops for many artists!

All the ticket income generated from 2008 shows will be reinvested to increase the 2009 live music fund. This ensuing sum will be further fortified by a donation from Tennent’s Lager’s music budget.

The brand has also added an unsigned area to the comprehensive website, allowing local bands the chance to support some of the bigger name acts that are part of the programme, giving then valuable exposure and a bit of experience playing to a big crowd.

citizensound says:

It’s great to see a brand come up with a project that really enables and empowers a community of music fans, especially in a part of the UK that is so often underserved by live music. As the project develops it will be interesting to see how many non-local artists and bigger acts can be persuaded to hit the lesser known highways and byway’s (LCD Soundsytem are the only international act taking part in the first round of gigs), but this is a really interesting start for a brand that seems to be prepared to put its money where its mouth is.

Posted by nick watt on September 16, 2008 in Brands in Music:, Brave Brands:, Music Events:, Music Marketing:, The kind of stuff citizensound does:with No Comments →

Mercury Prize Winner is…

ELBOW….!

Well fantastic for them…anyone who records with Richard Hawley deserves recognition for having superlative taste!

Posted by paul bay on September 9, 2008 in Brands in Music:, Music Business:with No Comments →

Mercury Prize Winner…

Please not Adele…I have had enough….

Posted by paul bay on September 9, 2008 in Brands in Music:, Music Business:with No Comments →

Mercury Prize 2008 Winner

So my money is on Burial or British Sea Power.

Nick wants Rachel Unthank….

Posted by paul bay on September 9, 2008 in Brands in Music:, Music Business:with No Comments →

Worst Cover Version Ever: Number 7

So here I am relaxing after a good positive day. I catch a bit of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with my son, singing along to the theme tune with him. What could spoil such a great end to the day…surely nothing?

Well, I have just been shown this:

Jessica Simpson and David Bisbal singing Angels live. Yes, that is right, Jessica Simpson singing live.

You have to hope it is live, because if that is a backing track playing for her, then just imagine how she would sound live…

Listen and weep…really weep… I want you to have the same nightmares that I will have tonight…

Posted by paul bay on September 1, 2008 in Worst Cover Version Everwith No Comments →